Tips to Surviving the Flu of the Apocalypse:
for the first 12 hours:
- water
- set up a sleeping pallet on the bathroom floor. I'm not kidding.
for the next 12 hours:
- watered down apple juice
- whole wheat (Breton) crackers
- disgusting amounts of sleep/bedrest
the 24 hours after that:
- you can sneak in some ginger ale now
- you can add cheese to the crackers
- you should be able to keep down soup broth
- you can now live on the couch with blankets and the tv running
the next 2 days:
- bland foods that are gentle on your tummy (no spicy!)
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